34 Borking Memes for Barktiful People Who Know Their Dog is the Goodest

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Jan 11, 2026 1:00 PM EST

Hello, barktiful people! Who has a good dog? Who has a good dog? Yes, you have!

Every dog pawrent knows their dog is the goodest boy ever. It doesn't matter what your dog does, how naughty they've been, how loud they've barked in the middle of the night because the wind outside blew in the wrong way, and what damage they've caused to anything you own - they're still the best and goodest boy you've ever met, and probably will ever meet.

There's only one instance that we can think of in which your dog isn't the goodest boy of them all. Just a single, one reason, and no more. And that is if you have a female dog. In this case, you definitely have the goodest girl ever. She's the goodest girl in the whole entire world. Please tell her we said that, and add some head pets for good measure. And a yummy treat - because of course she deserves it.

All dogs are the best, and every dog pawrent knows their dog is the best. It's not a contradiction, it's just a fact of life. So it's only natural to conclude that if all dogs are the bestest boys and girls, that dog memes are the goodest as well. And lucky for you, dog pawrents and barktiful people, we have a lot of them right here. And guess what? They're full of humor, and all the good boys and girls you can dream of.

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  • 01
    Dogs Lick Us Because We Have Bones Inside And They Want Them, Scientists Say
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 02
    Botox
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 03
    There's a dog in my neighborhood who just sits on his balcony and judges people and he is my absolute favorite
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 04
    Dropped my moms dog off at the groomer and picked up a squirrel
    via @DogMemesGalore

  • Okay, okay, are you sure this is just a mere dog groomer mistake? Because we see a dog on the left, but the right picture is a squirrel. Well, if your dog is a squirrel, he's probably the goodest squirrel of them all.

  • 05
    *Writes title and date* MALMBER
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 06
    We got a new puppy yesterday. I asked my 4 year old to put him to bed. This is what I came back to
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 07
    You have just been visited by the study pupper. This pupper will grant you good grades and A's on every test you forgot to study if you comment "study the test, pupper” A DOG SHADOW
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 08
    DR DOG: would u be willing to donate ur organs PATIENT: ya DR DOG: and ur bones? PATIENT: my bones? Why? DR DOG: (mouth watering): just answer the question @DrDogMD
    via @DrDogMD
  • 09
    Thought my dog was on a round black pillow, but it's just my other dog
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 10
    I was having a really bad day. Then I saw this. I feel a lot better now.
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 11
    I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn't trust myself not to try to pet them. official-andy-warhol what do you mean these good boys can kill me
    via @official-andy-warhol
  • 12
    This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
    via @DogMemesGalore

  • Even if dogs are statues - they are the goodest, most bestest statues ever. The quality doesn't matter, not even the material;s used to carve them from - if this is a statue of a doggo, it's the goodest statue. And as evident from this one metallic dog, we're not the only ones thinking exactly that.

  • 13
    My coworker's dog just stole my girlfriend
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 14
    RAVEFIRELL@TnT E106 @ravefirell I get off the plane and the first thing I see
    via @ravefirell
  • 15
    Kissing Booth SUPPORT UPCO
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 16
    Close enough
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 17
    You beat me in video games? I need some real competition...HEY GRANDMA!
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 18
    he hate the tomate.
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 19
    The best wedding photo of all time
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 20
    We left our dog Bruno with my sister-in-law while we went on vacation. I gues someone is having a better time than we are!
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 21
    Sophie Vershbow @svershbow The dining table at our rental house is glass. This is what I see for the entire meal. : D
    via @svershbow
  • 22
    Me getting out of bed at 7:55 to start working at 8 MUVADAN
    via @DogMemesGalore

  • When you're the best borking employee of the company, because you're such a good boy. And a good employee. And a good sleeper, apparently.

  • 23
    what girls look for in guys: ⚫ brown eyes 0 • messy hair ⚫ cute nose • 4 paws golden retriever
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 24
    This is Meatloaf and his son Mose. Sometimes Mose has nightmares, but Meatloaf is always there to puptect him. Both 13/10 heartwarming as h*ck
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 25
    Jake was abandoned at 3 weeks old in a house fire. He became a firefighter today. HANAHAN FIRE DEPT.
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 26
    nicolas vicens @lesbicens I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DOG
    via @lesbicens
  • 27
    Life pro tip: Pretend to be afraid of the vet so they give you more treats hehe
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 28
    Me: omg sorry just saw your text, it's been a crazy day Also me: @DogsAre People Too
    via @DogsArePeopleToo
  • 29
    "IT'S OKAY! MY DOG IS FRIENDLY" NO! NO! IT'S NOT OKAY! Just because your dog is friendly doesn't mean other dogs are, some may be nervous, reactive, fearful, in training, or owned by people who want to be left alone. Never let your dog run up to another dog. RESPECT OTHERS AND THEIR NEED FOR SPACE. If you have no voice control over your dog keep them on a leash. CLARE & GILBERT VALLEYS COUNCIL
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 30
    Fat Doggo Or Ice Cream? Sapphire Mudkip memes.com
    via SapphireMudkip | memes.com
  • 31
    Springer for sale.... bastard keeps digging up the garden.
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 32
    steelplatedhearts Follow the hotel I'm staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I'm in Heaven steelplatedhearts Follow this is the best day of my life 080 18,011 no... DD
    via @steelplatedhearts
  • 33
    obsessed with this man having photoshoot with his dog. ε
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 34
    Turns out if you cross a husky and a golden retriever you get some sort of mythical creature
    via @DogMemesGalore

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